So, I think I'm being stalked.
Have I told you this before?
Not like in a scary way.
Well it's not scary yet.
But there is this guy who obviously thinks he wants to hang out with me.
And I don't want to hang out with him.
So he texts and texts and texts.
And I turn him down every time.
But he never gives up.
Sometimes he sends texts that make me think he's watching me.
Like he'll send a text within ten minutes of me pulling into my garage that says, You home yet?
And the other night, literally as I was pouring myself a glass of wine, he texted, Wine?
So I was talking to Big T the other day, and I told him, I guess there is something to this "playing hard to get" that people talk about.
Only I'm not playing.
I do not want to hang out.
(And don't ask who it is people - you don't know him.)