Sunday, January 13, 2013

Ain't No One Got Time For That...

The other option for the title of this post was, "If your friend jumped off the cliff, would you?"

So, let's talk Pinterest.

It took me a while to get into Pinterest - and even now, I spend like 80% of the time that I'm on there in the humor section - because let's be honest, that shit is HILARIOUS!

For example:

The day that I saw that card above, I was actually with Match and SuperFan and we laughed so hard that we cried. And we started thinking of actually doing it and then we laughed and laughed about what would happen if  girl actually rubbed bacon grease on her legs to remove the hair. Like she would be walking down the street with a bunch of dogs chasing her.

So when I just went to Pinterest to find this card to post here, I typed into the search bar, "bacon grease legs."

And this came up:

And there were three other posts like it. You guys, is this real life? Will people believe anything they read?

The other day I saw this post on Pinterest:

Now I'm super confused, because I'm pretty sure that lemon juice takes the enamel off of your teeth, which causes them to stain easier. 

I'm thinking that if I asked my hot dentist about brushing my teeth with lemon juice, he'd be against the idea.

The other thing about Pinterest is the ridiculous projects that people undertake.

Look, I'm all for craft projects, but crocheted twine into a bowl? If you have time for this, I'll give you my address and you can scrub the floor boards at my house.

And let's talk about those nails. Besides the fact that it would take way too much time to do that, it looks like hell. Why would you want your nails to look like that? 

People should just stick to my motto:

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